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Teacher: "Kids,
What Does The Chicken Give You?"
Student: "Meat!
"Teacher: "Very Good!
Now What Does The Pig Give You?"
Student: "Bacon!
"Teacher: "Great!
And What Does The Fat Cow Give You?
"Student: "Homework!"

Like: 78 - SMS Length: 220
3 weeks ago

Aaj Ka Subh Vichar.
.
.
Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice
Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos.
.
Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena
Muh Me Lena..

Like: 98 - SMS Length: 185
3 weeks ago

Teacher-Why Underwear Is Named
As Langoti In Hindi?
Sardar-because It Takes Care Of 1
L*nd & 2 Goti. So It Called
"Langoti"..

Like: 31 - SMS Length: 129
3 weeks ago

Ox-Kya Bolti Tu
Cow-Kya Me Bolu
Ox-Sunn
Cow-Suna
Ox-Aati Kya Gaushala
Cow-Kya Karu Aa K Me Gaushala
Ox-Mundi Hilaynge, Ghas Chabaynge,
Gobar Failayenge aur Kya?

Like: 131 - SMS Length: 167
4 weeks ago

Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho
Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab
Maa Bap Bimar hai
Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai
Or
LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me
1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.

Like: 103 - SMS Length: 161
2 months ago
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